Barrys Bootcamp sGIF with blue muscle arm holding shake with straw

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I don’t go to Barry’s for the workout.
I just go to Barry’s for the shakes, for the shakes.

That s—t tastes so f—ing good in my mouth.

I just go to Barry’s for the shakes, for the shakes.
For the shakes, for the shakes.
For the shakes, for the shakes.
For the shakes.

Walk right in from off the street.
The smoothie person there to greet me.
They ask, “What class are you here for?”

I respond, “I’m here for the heavy pour.”
The heavy pour.

Pour it in a cup for me, cup for me.

I drink it all so they can see.

I don’t need to go lift weights.

This smoothie makes me feel great.

I’ll just go about my day.

Ingesting this liquid slay.

Never a drop left in that cup.

Back tomorrow, bottom’s up.

I don’t go to Barry’s for the workout.
I just go to Barry’s for the shakes, for the shakes.

That s—t tastes so f—ing good in my mouth.

I just go to Barry’s for the shakes, for the shakes.

Got those good ingredients,
ingredients, ingredients.

Got those good ingredients,
-dients, -dients, -dients.

Dance!

I don’t go to Barry’s for the workout.
I just go to Barry’s for the shakes, for the shakes.

“Vrooooooo-ooooooom!”

That is the noise the blender makes.

Sing it again now:

“Vrooooooo-ooooooom!”

Round and around.

That’s the noise they make.

When they make my shakes.

Blend those sexy ingredients.

Ingredients,
-dients, -dients, -dients.

Dance!

I don’t go to Barry’s for the workout.
I just go to Barry’s for the shakes, for the shakes.

That s—t tastes so f—ing good in my mouth.

I just go to Barry’s for the shakes, for the shakes.

Got those good ingredients,
ingredients, ingredients.

Got those good ingredients,
-dients, -dients, -dients.

Dance!

I don’t go to Barry’s for the workout.
I just go to Barry’s for the shakes, for the shakes.

For the shakes.

For the shakes, for the shakes.

-Dients, -dients.

Dance!

In “The Barry’s Song,” Chris Chianesi bravely makes the ultimate fitness confession. Deploying his signature knack for turning out comedy bops that get everyone dancing, he reveals his true reason for frequenting Barry’s: it’s not the fitness classes, it’s his addiction to the post-workout protein shakes sold in the bootcamp’s lobby Fuel Bar.

For more from Chris, check out his other music.